Lies Told by Red Bar

The Gang visited the Red Bar in Grayden Beach FL over the weekend. Generally they are full of themselves although the food was great. This is a cash only business so who knows what shenanigans they're up to. Pictured are, from left: Sandon S, Stacey K, Diane S, Beverly F, Julie D and Jimmy D.

Here are the top five lies told by the staff of the Red Bar that night.
(1) Your table will be ready in one hour. (It was more like 1 hour 40 minutes.)
(2) This is sweet tea. (It wasn't. It was water; just ask Jimmy.)
(3) You can have pink lemonade with vodka, but you can't have regular pink lemonade without vodka. (I can't make sense of that one.)
(4) During 'the season' you should come at 4:30 p.m. to avoid the normal 3-hour wait. (Surely people aren't dumb enough to wait 3 hours for a table, no matter how good the food.)
(5) We serve crab cakes on Friday and Saturday nights. (However, if you finally get to order at 9 p.m. like we did, they will almost certainly be out of crab cakes.)